cybergata:
““Probably Not Cat” by Megan Kott on INPRNT
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thelesbianmanhater2000:

We really need to start making older men AFRAID of seeing girls in their late teens as potential partners.

‘But she’s so emotionally mature’

No NONCE she ain’t!!!!! ‘Emotionally mature’ compared to what? She’s a baby!!! Her willingness to carry YOUR bullshit and nurse your ego is not emotional maturity!

Men are just scared to date women their own age bc they are so transparently fucking pathetic and selfish and utterly undesirable and know that women w more life experience will recognise those things about them immediately. Fucking losers

(Source: chavdog, via main-intersection)

airyairyquitecontrary:
“ world-cat:
“ vegan-vulcan:
“ starlight-lilith:
“I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand
”
I WAS AT THIS MEETING, I MET THIS CAT. I...

airyairyquitecontrary:

world-cat:

vegan-vulcan:

starlight-lilith:

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

I WAS AT THIS MEETING, I MET THIS CAT. I forget his name but he was soooo sweet, I think it was Councilman Clark who brought him in! This was at the very first meeting in Denver to decide whether to ban declawing (the ban succeeded!)

Update: I emailed this post to councilman Clark, subject line “your kitty is famous”

Update 2: Councilman Clark responded, he thinks this is awesome and his cat’s name is Kit Kat

Thank you Kit Kat for protecting the cats of Denver!

I think the emotion on Kit Kat’s face is democratic engagement.

(Source: wormsounds, via mollydruwho)

silver-boots:

steadfast:

vampireapologist:

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel

(via ladynyxravus)

momo-de-avis:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

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Huh…

This is Matrix in a matrix read this shit because it’s talking about how Bandersnatch can be used to create an even more complex user profile depending on how you interacted with the movie, what choices you picked, and how many times you went through a certain path….IM SHOOK

black mirror becomes its worst nightmare

(via dramatizaciones)

saintophelia:

if you aren’t carrying the severed head of holofernes why even SHOW UP

(via mizoguchi)

prokopetz:

Cruel choices #137: you must consume one - and only one - of the following pieces of media.

1. Sailor Moon retold in the style of a 19th Century Russian philosophical novel.

2. The Brothers Karamazov retold in the style of a magical girl anime.

(via champagne-recluse)

whitepeopletwitter:
“Literally me
”

(Source: whoismitski, via mizoguchi)

knox:

girlfriendluvr:

hundondestiny:

manic-napi-dream-girl:

The home ethnicity DNA test industrial complex is causing real harm to Native American communities, refugees, Jewish people, and like other forms of “forensic science”, will mainly harm already vulnerable people if it becomes more cemented as a science instead of as biometric astrology, and yet, I’m supposed to tolerate it because white people are getting bit in the ass by their own construction of whiteness as supplanting culture and heritage in favour of dominant power, and it hurts their feelings that they “don’t know who they are”? 

it’s also being used to exploit the experiences of disconnected diasporic groups, such as African Americans, by promising a connection to their home culture that they cannot actually be given. The tests themselves are fraudulent at best, but it’s even worse when you’re telling people whose cultures and histories have been forcibly erased that it will restore what (the creators of) these institutions robbed us of.

There’s also the ADDITIONAL fine print that allows these companies to “own” the DNA samples that are submitted, and to use them for nefarious purposes, such as supplying DNA to police for targeting criminals and their families.

It’s an entirely garbage institution that does no good to anyone.

i’m a jew whose family was torn apart in the decade before the holocaust and i was hoping i might be able to use one of these things to find and connect with lost relatives… hearing that these things are scams is heartbreaking. they shouldnt be able to present themselves as legitimate. and “owning” your dna?? wtf

I know it’s cracked but this article actually breaks it down pretty effectively from my memory, by someone who interviewed a person working for a DNA testing company here

(Source: big-trickster-energy, via mizoguchi)

wordswithkittywitch:

luciferlaughs:

Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs.

I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What’s more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year.

(via dangercupcakemurdericing)

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

2019 is going to be all about being as abhorrent as possible. i’m talking utterly eldritch and incomprehensible. too unbearable to even acknowledge.

in 2019 if anyone can bear to look at me without being driven mad with terror and disgust, i’m doing it wrong

haters will see me and wish they hadn’t

(via ladynyxravus)

awwcutepets:
“On the train and saw this friendly face
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awwcutepets:

On the train and saw this friendly face

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tinaseh:

tinaseh:

everybody instagram stories looking like this right now:

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baby listen…ain’t nobody wanna go down memory lane with you on insta stories shut up

(via mizoguchi)

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mozzazzella:

oh sweet sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me

(via mydinnerwithericandre)